unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ i'm gonna be direct and honest with)
jenna sommers. ([personal profile] unparental) wrote in [personal profile] cargojet 2012-10-05 03:21 am (UTC)

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Ooof, in Mystic Falls? Same thing. The Fells are a Founding Family.

[ she totally set down her coffee and did sarcastic jazz hands there, yup. the founders crap deserves it. ] As in, of the town. They're all rich and snooty and awful, and they cheat on you with skanks named Monica and break your heart, and then they come back to town and take advantage of your vulnerable newly child-having state and seduce you with cheese fries and being nice for a change and then they dump you again by email.

[ b e a t. ] That last part may have just been one Fell, and I might still be having a few issues with him.

[ longer pause. ] Actually, let's talk about your lacking in American cultural staples again.

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