I almost wish they were just jerks. I've never been great at maintaining mad when people are trying.

[ maintaining being the key word; she's plenty mad right now. ]

Exactly. You're going to sweettalk and/or shoot any pirate who comes near you, and you and Miles can argue it all out later. I'm refusing to accept any emotional nuance right now, so nod and say yes and check in with me later? Just to let me know you're all right.